Too Bad You're Married: Today In Ankeny Craigslist

It's only Wednesday. Someone had to say it. Here's some silly and also important posts on Craigslist to make the week go by faster. 

Apparently it's really too bad that Stephanie Newman is married, or maybe not.

This man isn't too picky, He says it's OK if you have a few tattoos, (he has six) and you can wear sweatpants and a hoodie when you stop over.

And someone in Northeast Ankeny found your blue blanky.