Best of Marion Craigslist, Nov. 26 Edition: Must be Comfortable in a Thong

Let's face it, it's the Monday after Thanksgiving weekend and that makes it worse than other Mondays. In other words, if you just got to work and you're awake enough to focus on what I just wrote you're doing better than most of us.

But fear not, for there is something to brighten up your morning, the Best of Marion Craigslist! Read on, once the coffee kicks in.

Lost and Found

• A black lab mix dog has been found. Has tags with his and owner's name on it.
• Chloe the Shih Tzue/Maltese dog is missing. Reward offered.
• Someone found something in either Cedar Rapids or Hiawatha on Nov. 20 but won't say what it is until the contents and location of this missing whatever is named. You'd think there'd be a simpler way to go about this...

The least likely trade possibly ever?

Const. Skills for Harmonica

Do you have a vintage Harmonica lying around? Maybe you need a little construction work done. If so, lets trade. 

Shopping for something else a little special on Black Friday.

Marion Walmart Employee

On Black Friday, about 8:15 am I ran into you and smiled and said hi. You were blondish and had a freckley completion. I thought you were very cute and had a nice smile. You probably barely noticed me and didn't even think about me after that or at all since I looked awful and was tired from all my early morning shopping, but on the off chance you see this, hit me up and maybe we can see what happens. 

So we've established she liked his butt (almost has a poem feel to it)

we madeout i like your butt (I was drunk)

what's your name tho i really liked your butt
i was really drunk
i just remembered I liked your butt 

Hmm....

looking to date female midget (Cedar Rapids)

hello if anyone knows a female midget let me know i would love to take her out please 

I know of a really original Christmas gift to get that special nerd in your life

Mario Brothers

Mario Brothers Arcade - Full size. All original. Works fine. Quarter feed. Machine is for sale AS IS and in unrestored condition!

Keep or eat. Choices, choices.

free roosters

3 handsome young roosters. Keep or eat.

Sure the economy is terrible, but at least mascot jobs appear plentiful

Part Time Educational Mascot Needed

Mr. Tutor Private Home Tutors has an immediate opening for a PT Educational Mascot for our Cedar Rapids location. This fun and creative position requires creativity, dependability, the ability to be animated and have fun, and reliable transportation. 

This seems like the appropriate place to end things for this week.

need one girl

Looking for one girl who has a big backside that is comfortable in a thong. We are doing an advertising campaign, it will take 15 to 30 minutes for the shoot and pays $500.00.