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π± Patch AM: How a quick-thinking Kenner child escaped a terrifying SUV theft
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Greetings Kenner! Your go-to source for what's happening in town is here. Stay in the loop and read on. βοΈ
In today's newsletter:
- How a quick-thinking Kenner child escaped a terrifying SUV theft
- How a Kenner nativeβs death is reshaping Louisiana hazing laws
- Why Kenner is left out of Jefferson Parishβs new crime drones
Today's riddle: What did one tuna say to the other after getting caught stealing files from work? π€ (Answer below!)
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- Thursday: Partly sunny and cooler, with a high of 60 and low of 45 degrees.
- Friday: Partly sunny and pleasant, temps: high: 71, low: 56.
- Saturday: A couple of afternoon showers, with a high of 70 and low of 54 degrees.
π° News we're reading
1. Boy safely escapes as suspect steals SUV in Louisiana, surveillance video shows (abc11.com) β A 10-year-old boy in Kenner managed to jump from an SUV just as a suspected serial car thief drove off with it outside a local Dollar General. Police say the childβs phone helped them track the stolen vehicle, leading to the arrest of a cross-country suspect now facing carjacking and kidnapping-related charges.
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2. Five men indicted by grand jury in connection with Southern University student Caleb Wilson's hazing death (nola.com) β A Kenner native, Southern University student Caleb Wilson, is at the center of new indictments after a Baton Rouge grand jury charged five men in connection with his hazing-related death. Prosecutors allege Wilson collapsed during a fraternity ritual, and lawmakers have since honored him and advanced anti-hazing legislation in his name.
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3. Drones now being deployed to fight crime in Jefferson Parish are 'a game changer,' sheriff says (nola.com) β Kenner residents should know that Jefferson Parishβs new crime-fighting drones will not cover their city because of its proximity to the airport and flight paths. The sheriffβs office is rolling out 23 remotely piloted drones to respond quickly to 911 calls across most of unincorporated Jefferson Parish and nearby cities, aiming to boost arrests, officer safety, and evidence gathering.
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4. NOLA area protestors gather near JPSO in opposition of immigration crackdown (wdsu.com) β Protesters gathered near the Jefferson Parish Sheriffβs Office to denounce an immigration sweep they say is unfairly targeting Hispanic residents, while also criticizing parish leaders for staying mostly silent. A recent tweet praising Jefferson Parish officials, including the Kenner police chief, for helping remove βcriminal illegal aliensβ has further fueled concerns about local cooperation with federal immigration raids.
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- Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer - The Musical
Jefferson Performing Arts Center, 6400 Airline Dr, Metairie
2:00 pm
Saturday December 13
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- Daily Meals
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10:00 am - Bingo
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11:30 am - Kenner's Ole Man River Half Marathon
Kenner, LA Calendar , Rivertown - Heritage Park 2015 Fourth Street. , Kenner
7:00 am - Daily Meals
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10:00 am - Daily Meals
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10:00 am - Bingo
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11:30 am - Daily Meals
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Friday December 12
Saturday December 13
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π Events Nearby
- Planning Advisory Board General Meeting
Jefferson Parish, LA Calendar , 1221 Elmwood Park Boulevard , Jefferson
5:00 pm - Albert Cammon Middle School vs Harry M Hurst Middle School
Albert Cammon Middle School , 234 Pirate Dr , St Rose
5:00 pm - Christmas Time in New Orleans with the Big Easy Boys
Rivertown Theaters for the Performing Arts , 325 Minor St , Kenner
7:30 pm - Crescent City Classic Christmas Race
Jefferson Parish, LA Calendar , 3000 Downs Boulevard , Metairie
Thursday December 11
Saturday December 13
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π¬ Chatter
What your neighbors are talking about on social media
- Stray dog with no collar on Joe Yenni.
He was on the corner of Moselle Dr. running towards Woodlake (Nextdoor Joe Yenni Blvd) - Looking for a new house cleaner.
Mine quit after two years. Iβm 80 years old and not too demanding Would prefer an English speaking lady. Not too expensive. Just vacuuming andβ¦ (Nextdoor Joe Yenni Blvd)
- Papa John's Pizza posted a job opening for Team Member in Kenner. Apply here.
- City of Kenner Louisiana posted a job opening for Assistant Supervisor - Playground in Kenner. Apply here. You can search for other jobs near Kenner here.
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-- The Patch AM Team
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