Arbutus Patch is pleased to introduce a new column, , by Baltimore satirist D.R. Belz.
Belz's eye for absurdity and sharp sense of humor are a welcome new feature that is guaranteed to make your Tuesdays better than ever.
He is the author of White Asparagus, an anthology of essays, poetry, fiction and cartoons, with an introduction by Rafael Alvarez.
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