Maryland State Fair: Ride Along With Patch in this Video

I'd do anything for my loyal readers. 

I'd even take a spin, hang on for dear life, or be dropped three stories on a dozen carnival rides just so you could get a better look at the  

Fast forward to the 40-second mark to see just how much I really don't like falling from "high" heights. 

Earlier in the week I posted a photo to Instagram about the newest addition to the state fair's ride lineup—the Supernova. 

This sadistic thrill ride throws you around like a rag doll while spinning on an inverted axis, all the while music from the likes of Ke$ha blares in your ear.

The spinning I can forgive. The music, I cannot. 

But enough about me. Tell Patch which ride you look forward to most at the state fair. Which rides do you refuse to get on? Start the conversation in the comments section below. 

Editor's note: For those of you that worry about the safety of the Maryland State Fair carnival rides, fear not. There has been only one recorded accident in recent years and it only occurred because a young boy was despite being still very much in motion.