Couple Allegedly Engages In Oral Sex On MBTA Platform, Transit Police None-Too Pleased

We all have amorous impulses sometimes. But it’s important to remember that when you feel like getting physical - whether it’s with your longtime partner, or with someone you met 30 minutes ago outside a dive bar - wait until you get home, or can find a secluded location before taking your pants off. Otherwise, you might find yourself wanted by the police.

The Boston Metro reports that a disturbed passenger, via social media, let MBTA transit police know she walked by a woman apparently administering oral sex on a gentleman on a State Street station platform Friday night.

The photo - included in the link - is relatively safe for work.

“Dear MBTA, I understand you are having financial problems and it is difficult to maintain a broken system,” she wrote, according to the Metro. “However my tax dollars should be going to pay your police force because I shouldn’t have to stand next to a man receiving oral sex.”

Transit police say the couple has yet to be captured, and are currently facing charges of open and gross lewdness.

“In my opinion they could care less who happened by,” Transit Police Lieutenant Richard Sullivan told the source. “More importantly, what if a young child came by?”

Patch editors and management discussed the possibility that this incident may be a prank or hoax of some kind, however Patch readers claiming to know the woman who reported the incident verify the story.