Craigslist Curiosities: An Unfortunate Typo of Epic Proportions

wanted unlocked iphone 5 black or white - $480500

im in need of a phone...like ASAP i got cash. im willin to pay 450/500 for an unlocked iphone 5. if your phone is in mint condition im willing to pay 500. must be pretty much new and work on tmobile. if its dented or scratched im willing to pay about 460/475 let me know i need a phone and i just want an iphone if yall can drop it off that would be awesome thanks. get to me at anytime and i can meet in shako about anytime. 

Successful Downtown Business For Sale (Costs less than the iPhone)

Specialty Grocery/Convenience Store - $75000 (Downtown Shakopee )

Well known EUROPA PLUS store with large customer base and wide variety of fresh, packaged and imported specialty foods including meat, seafood, produce, bakery, dairy, non-prescription drugstore, convenience incidentals and a host of other essentials is FOR SALE as a standalone unit. LOTSA EXTRAS! Both current inventory and all fixtures are for sale as one unit. Open 7-days per week, this store is highly regarded as having the best selection of East European, Russian, Ukrainian, and Polish specialty grocery foods in the Twin Cities market, and this store is known for its UNIQUE wide variety and friendly service. But the owners --who are from Russia-- are interested in retiring and would prefer to sell both the current inventory and the store location which would include all existing FIRST CLASS fixtures, along with the business name and the good will and solid reputation that has been built up over the past six years. If they cannot agree on a price or find a buyer for their business, they will then RELUCTANTLY sell the inventory separately ($20,000) and then sell the business and fixtures ($55,000) to someone who wants to run a grocery or C-store regardless of the type of merchandise to be carried. 

RENT is way below market rate. Over 3300 sq. ft. for just $1500 per month + utilities. The length of the lease is negotiable (only $1500/month). Gas and electric are the only other monthly bills. Plenty of free parking is included. Great highway visibility --near Highways 101 & 169. Popular location near the center of bustling Downtown Shakopee and surrounded by operating Laundromat, vacuum cleaner service, auto repair, busy tool and equipment rental and popular pawn shop. Located on main street, just 1/4 mile West of downtown hub, BUT with over 1/2 acre of lighted FREE parking available. Double-sided, private backlit sign on the highway. 200 Amp single-phase commercial electric with 110, 220 service. Easy to heat with Natural Gas forced air furnace at amazingly low cost rates. All fixtures including walk-in coolers, freezers, chilled display cases, shelving, slicers, ovens, NSF stainless steel sinks, deli equipment etc. STAYS WITH THE BUSINESS.

Just hope it doesn't get stuck on Katy Perry

1916 kimball player piano. poor condition not sure if it is functional. comes with bench and is all complete. $800.00 O.B.O. 

OK.

Primitive Cheese Sewing Box - $125 Antique Wood Case. 8 cheese boxes, one single drawer(top). 

Goo Goo G'Joob

Fossil Walrus Tusk Painted with stand Alaska collectible

This is a handcrafted Alaskan walrus tusk, fossilized, purchased in Alaska in the 1970's. 
The stand is 12 inches long, with felt on the bottom of the wood. 
The tusk is Glossy, painted in hues of blue and black. 
The scene is of 3 whales and undersea vegetation. 
The painting is signed Ekemo ( Ekemo studios) 
http://www.artistsalaska.com/listCentral-Artists.htm#eagleRiver
On the back is a small square paper with the name Jack Ekemo in faded red ink. 
The tusk is 9 1/2 inches long, glossy, petrified wood and ivory hues. 
Gorgeous. Also, 7/8 inches thick, and 1 3/4 inches wide.
No cracks.
Solid beautiful piece.