Did you hear about the office worker who ran out of sick days, so he called in dead?
OR
A boss asks a younger employee: Do you believe in life after death?
Employee: Oh yes.
Boss: Good, because after you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother's funeral, she called to talk to you.
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