Dance Like Nobody's Watching (Even If They Are)

Confession time: I got moves.

I’m not just talking about a subtle shoulder shimmy on the dance floor with a soft toe tap. I am talking about full-scale dance moves that reach from the floor to the ceiling. My ability to ride a rhythm is matched only by the most talented professionals in all of the Granite State.

Not to brag, but this news editor has the innate ability to do all of the following: Cut a rug, Boogie down, Get funky fresh, Groove on, Pop (and lock), Get down, Break it, Make it rain and can cerainly Bust a move.

Why do you need to know this? Because you too can be a great dancer, and all you need to do is make it happen.

I’ve always felt like people are too stiff and resist the temptation to move their bodies to any beat. Not even just a musical one, but also the rhythm that underlies our daily tasks and activities. Call me crazy, but it is always a good idea to create a groove to any fun (or boring) situation possible to add a little spice to life.

A splash of dance can be added to anything from standing in line at the DMV to changing the cat’s litter. It doesn’t have to be a full blown performance, but our bodies are literally screaming for some creative movement once in awhile.

Here are ten moves to try the next time you are working in the house or out and about:

1. Break out a shoulder groove while shopping at the grocery store. You can try spinning the cart around a bit, but beware of other shoppers with good lawyers.
2. Whip out a booty shake while folding laundry. You can go as low as you wish, but make sure to separate the lights from the darks.
3. The next time you go out with your friends is the perfect chance to show them your Hammer Time Dance. You can also remind them that they in fact “cannot touch this.”
4. Cleaning the dishes? Try doing a little samba while scrubbing out that greasy pan. Maybe keep some of the water in the sink to prevent a fatal end to your dance routine.
5. Grab your favorite pet and initiate a ballroom dance across the living room. Just make sure they are in the mood to dance, and not to scratch your face off.
6. Are you OLD SCHOOL? Then you have my full permission to “do the hustle” while waiting for your change at Dunkin Donuts. Grab a donut while you are it (you deserve it.)
7. Do The Macarena the next time a police officer asks you for your license and registration. He may still give you a ticket, but he will surely be impressed of your knowledge of classic dance crazes.
8. Can you breakdance? Congratulations. Do it WHENEVER you can no matter what. Everybody loves to see it.
9. You know going to court will be a lot more fun if you do The Electric Side into the courtroom. Boogie woogie woogie.
10. On a hike? Do the “Old Man in the Mountain” and become a beloved symbol of your state before falling off a rock ledge and crushing their dreams. (Patch recommends you NOT do this one for legal reasons)

Adding a little flair to the day can help break the monotony of the daily routine (and is great for the calfs.) You can add in a little singing to the mix, but let’s just take things one step at a time.

Will people judge? Absolutely. Haters gonna hate. There are people who will judge you for silly things, like wearing unmatched socks. Let them judge your stylish moves, because they aren’t having as much fun as you are.