'Porn' Found On Hermitage Cars

HERMITAGE, TN — A prolific vandal has taken to writing the word "Porn" on cars in a Hermitage condominium complex, residents tell NewsChannel 5.

Does the night scrawler support pornography? Oppose it? Think the cars themselves are pornographic? Or is it simply a bored teen? Mystery shrouds the identity and motivation of this strange and sophomoric Sharpie-wielding terror.

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So far, at least nine cars at the complex on Brooke Castle Drive have been festooned with this straightforward smut synonym, WTVF reports.

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"I still think its strange, and also kind of creepy," Carmen Washington, one of the victims of this "Porn"-penning person — possibly a bored teen — with no respect for property rights, told the station. "Because the word that was written on there, you don't know what you're dealing with."

Ineed: is "Porn" the minimalist manifest of the motor-vehicle marker? Is it a warning? A mysterious acronym? Or is it possibly a bored teen?

Washington told WTVF residents of the complex have installed security cameras to catch the suspect, possibly a bored teen.

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