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The Strangest OC Crimes of 2012
Some of the most bizarre and/or hilarious events were recorded in the Orange County police dispatch records in 2012. And we've collected some here for you.

Email: Adam.Townsend@patch.com
Phone: 949-436-3050
Hometown: Steubenville, Ohio
Birthday: July, 1983
Bio: I grew up in a small town in the greater Pittsburgh metro-area.
I attended journalism school at the Ohio University Scripps School of Journalism; I also studied studio art and Spanish at that school.
I've been a full-time newspaper and multimedia reporter for more than a decade. I started as a general assignment reporter at a small-town paper in the Ohio Valley and moved up through the ranks at that company as I completed my degree, doing piecework for other papers and magazines while classes were in session.
In September of 2006, I started as a reporter covering various cities in north Orange County at the Orange County Register. There I also administered the AroundDisney blog, shot hundreds of photographs, created feature and courtroom illustrations and designed informational graphics.
During my time at Patch, I've led local and national media on dozens of news stories, many of which have made national headlines. I cover everything from local business features to crime to elections and technology. I've been an occasional guest on KPBS Midday's Roundtable, speaking as an media expert on the San Onofre Nuclear Generating Station.
I've always had a fascination with journalism – the excitement of the process, the leap into the vortex of events as they happen, the sociability of meeting and interviewing sources, the exposure of crime and malfeasance.
I'm also a practicing artist, completing large paintings and illustrations in my spare time. I'm involved in musical pursuits; I play a few instruments to varying degrees of proficiency, but the piano is my first love.
I'm a voracious reader, preferring smutty mystery novels as pleasure reading, literature and history if I'm looking for something meatier. I've become something of a World War I buff lately.
I do some skim boarding out on North Beach – near where I've lived in San Clemente since 2006. I also train at the local MMA gym, Finish Strong.
Growing up near Pittsburgh, I'm a rabid Steelers fan. Sorry, Chargers.
My wife, Laura Lee Townsend, and I were married at the Ole Hanson Beach Club in May 2009.
Laura Lee, who also has a background in journalism, now is a certified health and fitness coach and manages San Clemente Boot Camp. You'll be seeing her maiden-name byline -- Laura Lee Bloor -- on San Clemente Patch as a health and wellness blogger.
We're both involved in charitable causes, raising money especially for the Susan G. Komen Foundation, which fights breast cancer. We also put on a production of the Vagina Monologues at Knuckleheads in 2011. Sponsored by Patch, Knuckleheads and Buds Famous Hot Dogs, we raised more than $5,000 for Laura's House network of domestic violence shelters in south Orange County.
As San Clemente Patch editor, I am here to cover San Clemente and all that goes on here. My writers and I produce breaking local stories, feature pieces, profiles of locals, high school sports news, and whatever else affects our community.
My Beliefs
I believe in democracy, fairness and hard-nosed journalism that is vital, useful and relevant. I believe in God and Jesus Christ, but I am respectful of those with other beliefs.
I believe the First Amendment is the most crucial part of the Constitution and the best means of preserving our nation.
Politics
As a journalist, I'm not a member of any political party or organization. I lean toward candidates I believe offer the best path to good governance – independent of their political philosophy. I do not vote in the San Clemente City Council races or on San Clemente ballot measures because I am covering them and strive to maintain objectivity.
Religion
I'm a Christian who was raised as a Presbyterian, but I am not currently a member of any sect or church.
Local Hot-Button Issues
Planned development at North Beach is a subject of much controversy in town, as is the Marblehead development and outlet mall and the troubled San Onofre Nuclear Generating Station. Marine and military issues are also at the forefront, considering our proximity to Camp Pendleton Marine Corps Base.
Some of the most bizarre and/or hilarious events were recorded in the Orange County police dispatch records in 2012. And we've collected some here for you.

Here are a few spots with holiday specials to ring in the New Year out on the town.
The three faces on the San Clemente Branch Library are out-of-whack.
The following are various reports pulled from the San Clemente Police Services dispatch log over the past few days.
The man remains in custody on $25,000 bond as of Friday morning.
The longtime pro surfer was attempting to catch a big wave at a break 100 miles off the coast.
The nomination deadline for San Clemente's nascent sports hall of fame has been extended to the end of January.
Deputies descend on a Mission Viejo neighborhood amid fears of a gunman on the loose.
The San Clemente Police Services is asking residents to sign up for the Citizen Academy that starts in February.
CR&R, the waste hauler for San Clemente, has trash pickup schedules modified for the holidays and special instructions for Christmas tree disposal.
The Mexican tradition has taken root in the largely Hispanic enclave off Camino de los Mares in San Clemente.
Mayor Bob Baker announced the gesture at the Dec. 18 San Clemente City Council Meeting.
The following is a list of a few coffee shops, grocery stores, bars and restaurants in San Juan Capistrano open on Christmas Eve and Christmas Day.
The franchise chicken place is open from 10:30 a.m. to midnight daily.
Need some last minute items for Christmas dinner or a cup of coffee after all night playing Santa? Here's where you can get them in town.
Regulators shot down a bid Friday by Citizens Oversight to have an evidentiary hearing on whether technical changes at the troubled San Onofre Nuclear Generating Station's upgrades.
The trendy Baja-Mex taco joint housed in the old Beach Hut bar building opened this month.
Patch is asking our users to pickup where the experts left off in their scant review selection from town.
The units will be on Arenoso Lane overlooking Linda Lane Park.