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Quickly, your 5-minute read for a smart start to the weekend: Rapper Tone Tone opens coney restaurant; GOP chair calls Dem women “witches.”

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Beth Dalbey, a longtime award-winning community journalist, is Patch’s national editor. She has been with Patch since 2011 when she launched sites in Iowa and provided national Iowa Caucus and swing-state general election coverage. She worked as a regional manager before moving to the national desk in 2017. Throughout her time at Patch, she has reported and written about local topics of national interest and is currently focusing on exclusive Patch content, including Block Talk, an only-on-Patch neighborhood etiquette column for which readers supply advice.
Dalbey and the newspapers she has edited have earned numerous awards for news, feature and government coverage, editorial and column writing, and overall general excellence from the Iowa Newspaper Association, the National Newspaper Association and the Associated Press Media Editors. In 1992 in Iowa, she led the weekly Dallas County News to win the INA's prestigious Newspaper of the Year award, competing against metro newspapers many times its size. She was the youngest recipient ever of the INA’s Distinguished Service Award in 1994. At Patch, she received the Todd Richissin Award for Excellence in Reporting and Writing for the “Menace of Bullies” project.
In Iowa, Dalbey’s byline has also appeared in the Fairfield Daily Ledger, where she was editor for five years; and in the Des Moines Business Record, Cityview, dsm magazine and other publications under the umbrella of Business Publications Corp., where she was the editorial director for several years. Dalbey also freelanced for the Des Moines Register and other print and digital publications
Dalbey grew up in Missouri and majored in journalism at Northwest Missouri State University. Except for a three-year stint as communications editor for a scientific institute doing ape language research, she has spent her entire career in community journalism. At the former Great Ape Trust of Iowa, she wrote about the world-famous resident bonobos Kanzi and Panbanisha.
Quickly, your 5-minute read for a smart start to the weekend: Rapper Tone Tone opens coney restaurant; GOP chair calls Dem women “witches.”

Hotel for bees; wheels for dog; café owner hears what customers need; never say “no” to this group of friends; live and drink wine for free.
Quickly, your 5-minute read for a smart start to Friday: Dan Gilbert to pump $500 million into Detroit neighborhoods; don’t smell like pot.
Mayo Clinic, Cleveland Clinic and Massachusetts General Hospital are the best in the world, Newsweek says in third annual ranking.
Quickly, your 5-minute read for a smart start to Thursday: $4M lottery win; drugging claims at Birmingham bar; 0.345 blood alcohol content.
A Florida mom who claimed a single boxing glove was glued to her hand joined her daughter in an attack on a 12 year-old girl, police said.
Quickly, your 5-minute read for a smart start to Wednesday: HGTV star Nicole Curtis “scammed”; 400 kids quarantined; $95K overtime tab.
Stop with the face. The 17-year periodical cicadas about to emerge are considered a delicacy. You can have your cake and eat cicadas, too.
Quickly, your 5-minute read for a smart start to Tuesday: Bike lanes on Woodward; new PGA event honors Black golfers; pandemic art exhibit.
The Asian elephant Juno, said to have a “larger-than-elephant attitude and personality,” was euthanized after a 4-year breast cancer battle.
Was the dead arapaima — a species that grows faster than any other freshwater fish and reach 10 to 15 feet long — a fluke or a threat?
Quickly, your 5-minute read for a smart start to the weekend: state's NCAA bet; “arranged marriage” may end; styling “Genius Aretha” actor.
Now playing: local love stories; couple adopt 21st child; prescription for a hug; the $2,021 tip challenge; girls who code and cook.
Quickly, your 5-minute read for a smart start to Friday: “Genius Aretha”; shipwreck revealed; awkwardness for the Lions; things to do.
After massage parlor shootings, President Joe Biden’s visit to Atlanta may be a test of his resolve to unify a divided America.
Quickly, your 5-minute read for a smart start Thursday: “Shark Tank” boost; 200 students quarantined; high school wrestling power rankings.
Quickly, your 5-minute read for a smart start to Wednesday: Cars keep hitting a Detroit woman’s home; St. Paddy’s Day fun in metro Detroit.
Quickly, your smart start to Tuesday: Oscar nomination with a local twist, Comerica Park Opening Day restrictions and St. Paddy’s Day plans.
Quickly, your smart start to the weekend: Woman, 78, holds 19 world powerlifting records; $1.05B lottery prize claimed; big estate sale.
The Oakland County Sheriff’s Office and Walled Lake school district are looking into how a teacher’s bathroom break came to be webcast.