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OMG PD: Masturbating Man, 13K Lottery Scam, Runaway Suspect
Here's a round-up of recent and bizarre police report items from the area.

Lauren serves as associate regional editor for several Patch.com sites in the suburbs as well as in five North Side Chicago neighborhoods. She came to Patch from InsideCounsel, a legal magazine where she worked as managing editor. She was awarded Folio Magazine's 2011 Bronze Eddie Award for business reporting for her story "Mind the Gap: Generation Y Enters the Workplace." She has a master's in journalism from Northwestern University's Medill School of Journalism. Post-graduation, she completed a three-month investigative reporting fellowship through the Carnegie-Knight News21 Initiative. She spent the summer reporting on the environmental, political and economic implications of a controversial industrial dairy farm under construction in northwest Illinois. Prior to graduate school, she worked as assistant director of undergraduate admission at Northwestern. She has a bachelor's degree in performance studies from Northwestern's School of Communication. Her freelance reporting and writing has appeared in Time Out Chicago, A.V. Club Chicago, Men's Health, Skin Inc. (a spa industry magazine) and the Chicago Sun-Times.
Here's a round-up of recent and bizarre police report items from the area.

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Show your support for Breast Cancer Awareness Month by uploading photos of your and/or your family and friends supporting the cause.
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Hinsdale's real estate market took a dip in September as the bulk of the Chicago area saw a bump in year-over-year comparisons.
The Chicago Bears are back after the bye week and take on the Detroit Lions. Can you guess the score? Closest prediction to the outcome wins a Patch baseball cap!
The Chicago Bears are back after the bye week and take on the Detroit Lions. Can you guess the score? Closest prediction to the outcome wins a Patch baseball cap!
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Resources in Chicago for women fighting breast cancer that your doctor doesn't offer.
Breast cancer isn't age specific. Here's how to cope with treatments and augmentations if you are diagnosed earlier in life.
Resources in west Cook County for women fighting breast cancer that your doctor doesn't offer.
What's this dog thinking, as it pins down its feline friend?
Downers Grove's real estate market took a dip in September as the bulk of the Chicago area saw a bump in year-over-year comparisons.
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Tinley Park's real estate market boomed in September as the bulk of the Chicago area saw a bump in year-over-year comparisons.
Tinley Park's real estate market boomed in September as the bulk of the Chicago area saw a bump in year-over-year comparisons.
Chicago area hits six-year high; Geneva's real estate boomed in September compared to a year ago.
Tinley Park's real estate market boomed in September as the bulk of the Chicago area saw a bump in year-over-year comparisons.
The village's real estate market boomed in September as the bulk of the Chicago area saw a bump in year-over-year comparisons. Check out the numbers and tell us what you think it means for the local housing market.