Patch writes about Lorton residents frequently, and therein lies our dilemma - is there a regional nickname that's any more creative than "Lorton residents"? After all, we all know about Bostonians, San Antonians, Arkansawyers, Okies and Tarheels.
But what about Lorton? To solve this problem, Patch has provided a poll with a few names for your consideration. Have a suggestion? Put it in the comment box below!
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