Greenfield's Weird Crimes of 2012

Strange crime – or maybe just strange criminals – seem drawn to Greenfield, or at least they were in 2012.

Here are five crime stories off the beaten path that caught reader’s attention:

• This guy had incredibly mixed emotions when it came to his birthday.
• "Emergency" has a different meaning to some people.
• Not all first dates turn out as you hope.
• Count this guy among those disappointed to see Hooters close.
• Keep your hands where we can see them. Keep everything else out of sight.