Port Police Report: Intoxicated Man Smacks Friend Trying to Give him a Ride Home

Perhaps he was mad because it wasn't even bar close yet, but violence is never the answer.

Police were called to the 500 block of West Grand Avenue at 1:16 a.m. Nov. 15, where a 23-year-old Fredonia man was fighting with his friend.

The man, who was intoxicated, slapped his friend and attempted to throw a punch all because his friend simply was trying to take him home.

Police cited the 23-year-old for disorderly conduct.

Sounds like he's going to be needing a new designated driver.

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