Port Washington Police Report: Another Bout of Nudity in City Limits

Three area teens apparently decided it was about time they bare all on Monday night.

Police responded to a complaint from an apartment complex about three people (said teens) skinny-dipping the apartment's pool in the 1300 block of West Sunset Road at 11:20 p.m. Monday.

The 19-year-old West Bend man, 19-year-old Port Washington woman and 17-year-old Grafton woman were subsequently cite for disorderly conduct in connection with the naked swimming. Tuesday's police report included two people cited last week after .

More from the reports:

• Talk about kicking him when he's down: A 29-year-old Mequon man was merely minding his own business while lying passed out in the 100 block of West Grand Avenue at 3:51 a.m. Sunday. Something about this apparently upset a 24-year-old Fredonia man, who yelled at and kicked the passed out subject. He was cited for disorderly conduct.
• Roadblock: It's not always smooth sailing, especially when the bump in the road is literally a boulder. Police received a report at 9:54 p.m. Tuesday of a landscaping boulder in the middle of North Webster and West Jefferson streets. They learned it belonged in the yard of a house in the 800 block of North Webster Street; the boulder was then returned to its rightful spot.

• Places to pee: A 23-year-old Appleton man apparently couldn't hold it anymore at 1:56 a.m. Sunday, and decided to urinate in a flower planter on Franklin Street. Later, at 3:23 a.m., a 31-year-old Menomonee Falls man had the same problem, urinating on a pole in the 200 block of Franklin Street. It's not recommended you follow in their footsteps, unless you're OK with their fate: both were cited for disorderly conduct.
• Found dog: A medium-sized, white and tan, neutered male dog was found in the 500 block of North Montgomery Street at 7:42 a.m. Monday. The dog had no tags, and was taken to the Wisconsin Humane Society-Ozaukee Campus in Saukville.