Port Washington Police Report: Make That Pitcher of Beer to Go

Apparently, this underager doesn't quite know the rules, but at least it gave Port Washington police a chance to teach him a thing or two about bar etiquette.

It was 12:44 a.m. Saturday when police noticed the 20-year-old Port man leaving (strike one), holding a pitcher of beer (strike two).

He was subsequently cited for underage alcohol consumption and underage person on a licensed premise.

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