Port Washington Police Report: South Beach a Nude Beach?

When Port Washington police found a 53-year-old woman naked on South Beach at 3:38 a.m. July 13, she told them she was alone.

She wasn't.

Inevitably, police found the woman was actually at the beach with a nude partner-in-crime, a 31-year-old Port Washington man.

The man was cited for violating curfew in a public area and disorderly conduct. The woman was cited for violating curfew, disorderly conduct and obstructing police.

More from the reports:

• Misbehaving parents? Port Washington police received a call at 12:21 p.m. July 13 about a child being spanked outside ,  1403 N. Holden St. Subsequently, a 36-year-old Port woman and 31-year-old Port man were spoken to regarding the behavior. They admitted to spanking the child, and also said they were seeking help to deal with the little one's behavior. The child was not harmed.
• Another car theft: A 46-year-old Cedar Grove man reported his wallet stolen at 4:26 p.m. July 12 from his unlocked vehicle parked in the 500 block of North Milwaukee Street. This is just about one mile from several . There are no suspects.
• Missing a scooter? A 9-year-old Port boy turned a Razor scooter into the Port Washington Police Department after finding it on the rocks near Lake Michigan behind . The scooter was placed in the police bulk storage, and a serial number is available for owner-identifying purposes.
• Don't shoot! A 12-year-old Port boy got a little out of hand while attending the Fish Day parade on Saturday. Police warned the boy for disorderly conduct at 10:51 a.m. after a report was received that he was shooting a pellet gun at the parade watchers on North Wisconsin Street and East Kane Street. Learning of his son's behavior, the father broke the soft air guns, threw them away and promised the boy would be disciplined.