Crime & Safety
'Urine Big Trouble, Buddy'
A man goes to give a drug test sample but can't put one over on authorities. Welcome to OMG PD.
If you think nothing interesting ever happens in the burbs, think again. Patch is highlighting some of the more unusual crime news from throughout southeastern Wisconsin in our feature, "OMG PD."
Hurray for concealed carry
If “Whizzinators” are made illegal, only criminals will have Whizzinators.
The Running Man
The suspect was handcuffed, booked and invited to appear on an upcoming “Wipeout”.
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Mother knows second-best
“But why, exactly, don’t you want to open the doors for the police, young man?"
A new kind of gas drive-off
This was the most expensive tank of gas ever.
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Wink-wink, nudge-nudge
“Inappropriate activity in the bathroom” probably does not mean setting up a bake sale, right?
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The above items are from local police reports and criminal complaints. In all incidents where an arrest occurred, a charge is merely an accusation and not evidence of guilt. The arrested person is presumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.
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