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Today's riddle: What did one tuna say to the other after getting caught stealing files from work? šŸ¤” (Answer below!)

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Weather forecast:

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  • Thursday: Some sun, then turning cloudy, with a high of 52 and low of 35 degrees.
  • Friday: Pleasant with some sun, temps: high: 65, low: 40.
  • Saturday: A brief shower or two, with a high of 64 and low of 37 degrees.

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What your neighbors are talking about on social media

  • Tuesday Tip
    Check all holiday lights before using them. Don't overload plugs and turn off decorations when you go to bed or leave the house. (Nextdoor )
  • ā€¼ļøReminder for Limestone County Residentsā€¼ļø
    ALEA's Driver License Office is relocating to a larger, more accessible facility in Athens. The current office, located inside the Limestone County… (Nextdoor )
  • Sprint Mart posted a job opening for Sadies Dishwasher - #4143 in Vance. Apply here.
  • Lucky Strike Entertainment posted a job opening for Porter in Tuscaloosa. Apply here. You can search for other jobs near Vance here.

šŸ—ž Nearby News

Tuscaloosa

  • 🌱 Update On Cyclist Hit By Train + UA Student Earns Prestigious Scholarship (patch.com)
  • Tuscaloosa's Tinsel Trail Ranked Among USA Today's Best Public Holiday Lights Display (patch.com)
  • Tide's Proctor Earns SEC Jacobs Blocking Trophy (patch.com)

Bessemer

  • Tuscaloosa County names Dr. Daniel bray as superintendent (abc3340.com)
  • UA Gives Details For 2025 Fall Commencement Ceremonies (patch.com)
  • Tuscaloosa's Tinsel Trail Ranked Among Best in Nation by USA Today (wtug.com)

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