🌱 White Christmas and 5 more events

Coffee in hand, Funny River? We've got the latest town updates for you. Keep reading to stay in the loop. ☕️️

Today's riddle: What did one tuna say to the other after getting caught stealing files from work? 🤔 (Answer below!)

Weather forecast:

• Thursday: Sunny and very cold, with a high of 8 and low of -7 degrees. ⛄️ Brr!
• Friday: Very cold with sunshine, temps: high: 11, low: 1.
• Saturday: Plenty of sunshine, but cold, with a high of 17 and low of 4 degrees.

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🗓 Events Nearby

Thursday December 11

• White Christmas
  Triumvirate North Theater , 475 Daubenspeck Rd , Kenai
  7:00 pm

Saturday December 20

• The Duck Inn’s Annual Ugly Christmas Sweater Party — The Duck Inn, Cafe, and Lounge | Good food and fun in Soldotna, Alaska
  The Duck Inn Bar and Restaurant , 43187 Kalifornsky Beach Rd , Soldotna
  9:00 pm

Monday December 22

• Sourdough Basics and Care with Brandy Nelson
  The Goods + Sustainable Grocery , 45015 Kalifornsky Beach Rd Suite A , Soldotna
  11:00 am

Friday January 30

• Kenai River Brown Bears Vs. Minnesota Wilderness
  Kenai River Brown Bears , 538 Arena Ave , Soldotna
  7:30 pm

Friday March 6

• Chippewa Steel at Kenai River Brown Bears
  Soldotna Regional Sports Complex , 538 Arena Ave #8200 , Soldotna
  7:30 pm

Friday May 1

• Kenai Peninsula Sport Rec & Trade Show
  Soldotna Regional Sports Complex , 538 Arena Ave #8200 , Soldotna
  9:30 am

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🗞 Nearby News

Soldotna

• The 12 Days of KKIS-Mas 2025 (radiokenai.com)
• CES Prepares For Annual ‘Shop With A Firefighter' To Support Local Kids In Need (radiokenai.com)

Kenai

• Ed Lee Oliver Jr. (southalabamian.com)
• Regulators give more time for Alaska LNG import facility (justthenews.com)
• Kenai pursuing Wildwood Drive repairs (kbbi.org)

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-- The Patch AM Team

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