Community Corner
🌱 White Christmas and 5 more events
Also check out Qi Gong Class on the Funny River Patch calendar

Coffee in hand, Funny River? We've got the latest town updates for you. Keep reading to stay in the loop. ☕️️
Today's riddle: What did one tuna say to the other after getting caught stealing files from work? 🤔 (Answer below!)
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- Thursday: Sunny and very cold, with a high of 8 and low of -7 degrees. ⛄️ Brr!
- Friday: Very cold with sunshine, temps: high: 11, low: 1.
- Saturday: Plenty of sunshine, but cold, with a high of 17 and low of 4 degrees.
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🗓 Events Nearby
- White Christmas
Triumvirate North Theater , 475 Daubenspeck Rd , Kenai
7:00 pm - The Duck Inn’s Annual Ugly Christmas Sweater Party — The Duck Inn, Cafe, and Lounge | Good food and fun in Soldotna, Alaska
The Duck Inn Bar and Restaurant , 43187 Kalifornsky Beach Rd , Soldotna
9:00 pm - Sourdough Basics and Care with Brandy Nelson
The Goods + Sustainable Grocery , 45015 Kalifornsky Beach Rd Suite A , Soldotna
11:00 am - Kenai River Brown Bears Vs. Minnesota Wilderness
Kenai River Brown Bears , 538 Arena Ave , Soldotna
7:30 pm - Chippewa Steel at Kenai River Brown Bears
Soldotna Regional Sports Complex , 538 Arena Ave #8200 , Soldotna
7:30 pm - Kenai Peninsula Sport Rec & Trade Show
Soldotna Regional Sports Complex , 538 Arena Ave #8200 , Soldotna
9:30 am
Thursday December 11
Saturday December 20
Monday December 22
Friday January 30
Friday March 6
Friday May 1
Have we missed something on our calendar? Add an event yourself! As always, before attending confirm event details to ensure accuracy.
- The 12 Days of KKIS-Mas 2025 (radiokenai.com)
- CES Prepares For Annual ‘Shop With A Firefighter' To Support Local Kids In Need (radiokenai.com)
Kenai
- Ed Lee Oliver Jr. (southalabamian.com)
- Regulators give more time for Alaska LNG import facility (justthenews.com)
- Kenai pursuing Wildwood Drive repairs (kbbi.org)
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-- The Patch AM Team
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