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In today's newsletter:

• Who’s spinning at Do Not Sit On The Furniture Wednesday?

Also on today's calendar: Intriga at Do Not Sit On The Furniture ft. Santelises & Friends (Vol. 36) and 7 more events.

Today's riddle: What did the baby light bulb say to its mom? 🤔 (Answer below!)

Weather forecast:

• Monday: A couple of showers, with a high of 79 and low of 66 degrees.
• Tuesday: Partly sunny and pleasant, temps: high: 78, low: 65.
• Wednesday: Mostly sunny and nice, with a high of 77 and low of 69 degrees.

📰 News we're reading

• Intriga at Do Not Sit On The Furniture ft. Santelises & Friends (Vol. 36) 1/7/25 (soulofmiami.org) — An electronic music night is set for Wednesday, January 7, 2026 at Do Not Sit On The Furniture, 423 16th Street in Miami Beach, running from 9:30 p.m. to 5 a.m. Intriga returns with its 36th volume, bringing a handpicked lineup of DJs and a promise to kick off 2026 with high-energy, late-night vibes for local clubgoers.
   

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🗓 Upcoming Events in Miami Beach

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★ Featured events ★

Wednesday January 7

• Intriga at Do Not Sit On The Furniture ft. Santelises & Friends (Vol. 36)
  Do Not Sit On The Furniture, 423 16th St, Miami Beach
  9:30 pm

Sunday January 11

• Mocktail Fest Miami: a Dry January Celebration
  Miami Beach Botanical Garden, 2000 Convention Ctr Dr, Miami Beach
  5:00 pm

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Other local events

Tuesday January 6

• Beach Fit Camp at 64th Street Beach
  64th Street Beach , 64th Street Beach - on the sand, meet near the lifeguard tower , Miami Beach
  6:30 am

Wednesday January 7

• Group Fitness Workout at Altos Del Mar Park
  Altos Del Mar Park , 76th St and Collins Ave , Miami Beach
  6:00 pm

Thursday January 8

• Beach Fit Camp at 64th Street Beach
  64th Street Beach , 64th Street Beach - on the sand, meet near the lifeguard tower , Miami Beach
  6:30 am

Friday January 9

• Zumba on the beach at 64th Street Beach
  Allison Park Beach , 64th Street and Collins ave , Miami Beach
  6:30 am
• Beach Fit Camp at 64th Street Beach
  64th Street Beach , 64th Street Beach - on the sand, meet near the lifeguard tower , Miami Beach
  6:30 am
• South Beach Jazz Festival - Friday Line Up
  The Bass , 2100 Collins Ave , Miami Beach
  8:30 pm

Saturday January 10

• Beach Fit Camp at 64th Street Beach
  64th Street Beach , 64th Street Beach - on the sand, meet near the lifeguard tower , Miami Beach
  7:30 am
• Zumba at Lummus Park on South Beach
  Lummus Park , 13th Street and Ocean Drive , Miami Beach
  9:00 am

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🗓 Events Nearby

Monday January 5

• Zumba at Altos Del Mar Park in North Beach
  Altos Del Mar Park , 76th Street and Collins Avenue , Miami Beach
  8:00 am
• Group Fitness Workout at Altos Del Mar Park
  Miami Beach Chamber of Commerce , 76th St and Collins Ave , North Beach
  9:00 am
• Florida Licensing on Wheels at BHI
  Bay Harbor Islands, FL Calendar , 1175 95th Street , Bay Harbor Islands
  10:00 am

Tuesday January 6

• Beach Fit Camp at 64th Street Beach
  Miami Beach Chamber of Commerce , 64th Street Beach , Miami Beach
  6:30 am

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💬 Chatter

What your neighbors are talking about on social media

• MISSING CAT with blue collar saying Pluto
  Last seen: 24th St & North Bay Road Please contact 786-563-5969 if seen. Thank you. (Nextdoor Sunset Lake)
• A rollover crash on I-95 South express near NW 103rd St in Miami-Dade County has all lanes blocked and only a single general lane open.
  5:17AM on Jan 4: A crash on 95 Express South at SR-932/NW 103 St in Miami-Dade County has all lanes blocked. (Nextdoor )

• The Fresh Market posted a job opening for Meat Cutter in Miami Beach. Apply here.
• Fontainebleau Florida Hotel posted a job opening for Housekeeping | Condo Room Attendant in Miami Beach. Apply here. You can search for other jobs near Miami Beach here.

🗞 Nearby News

Surfside

• Alix Earle Shares Cryptic Message Amid Tom Brady Romance Rumors (eonline.com)

Miami

• Report: Yankees looking to acquire Marlins P Edward Cabrera (statenews.net)
• Trump FIFA Peace Prize After Venezuela Invasion Draws Fire (editorialge.com)

Bal Harbour

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