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🌱 CPR Training Crystal River Saturday December 13th 9:00 am and 10 more events

Coming up on the Yankeetown Patch calendar: Girls Night Out - Christmas Edition

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  • CPR Training Crystal River Saturday December 13th 9:00 am at Holiday Inn Express Crystal River by IHG
  • Gentle Flow with Joy
  • Mullet Hole Group Paddle

... and check out 3 more events on the calendar!

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  • Friday: Plenty of sunshine, temps: high: 68, low: 41.
  • Saturday: Partly sunny and nice, with a high of 75 and low of 45 degrees.

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