The Nankipooh Enquirer: "Senate Run-off in Georgia"

THE NANKIPOOH ENQUIRER: "COVERS THE SOUTH LIKE SORGHUM SYRUP"

From The Nankipoh Enquirer's Ace Reporter - Scoop Biggers

I don't know about you but I get 3 to 5 text messages per day from Skunks and Polecats, and at least as many phone calls from the two parties. I spend a lot of time trying to block those messages and calls every day. If I watch TV for 4 hours, I can count on at least one hour's worth of political ads telling me how rotten the other guys are.

Today while we are eating lunch, there is a knock on the front door, and there stands a man from Minnesota who is being paid by the Skunks (Republicans) who calls me Norman, and asks if Mary and I are voting for Skunks, and do we plan to vote by mail. I tell him that I don't answer those questions and do not want to be surveyed.

I also tell him that folks from Minnesota, as well as DC don't belong in Georgia trying to influence our elections, and that includes Mitch and Nancy as well. I also tell him that I am sick and tired of the hate between the Skunks and the Polecats, and that maybe America would be better off with a viable third party to diffuse some of that hatred.

Fed Up in Thomaston, Georgia

( Where the cost of the Senate Election is now over $125,000,000.00 )

Scoop Biggers