The Nankipooh Inquirer

The Nankipooh Enquirer
"Covers the South like Sorghum Syrup"

Nankipooh, Georgia

Editor in Chief: Colonel Bascomb Biggers

"The Dirtiest Election Ever!"

Just when you thought that politics could not get anymore dirty than the mud slinging of the past, along comes a man who professes to be a "Christian" minister, who has unleashed the nastiest, meanest attack on our senses and his opponent, that the people of Georgia have ever seen. Never in my memory has a politician so viscously attacked his rival with ever dirty trick from character assassination, to name calling, to endless accusations many of which are half truths or just plain lies. If this man is a "True Christian, then Bernie Madoff should have been made Pope!

Now that's just the way I see it, and you can tell-em I said so!

Bascomb Biggers

"Make Fried Catfish the National Dinner"