Bite Into Donald Trump's 3-Inch Wiener, Chicago

CHICAGO, IL — If Donald Trump works up an appetite during his presidential campaign rally in Chicago Friday, maybe the "short-fingered vulgarian" will stop the The Wiener's Circle for a "Trump Footlong."

Trump likes wieners, not losers, and "The Trump Art of the Meal" is a Chicago-style deal for winners. There is a tad bit of exaggeration to the "Trump Footlong," however. The wiener only measures 3 inches.

“Three inches of the best tasting, most flavorful beef you’ve ever had,” reads a sign at one of Chicago's most popular hot dog joints. “We guarantee there is no problem. We guarantee it.”

Just like Trump guaranteed voters during a recent GOP debate that there was no problem with the size of his hands or his wiener after Marco Rubio called attention to his small hands.

Brendan Kelly, Wiener’s Circle creative director, told RedEye the eatery only wants to “make wieners great again.”

This huge deal practically swells your stomach with patriotism, don't it?

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