Dad Tries to Marry Off 'Gorgeous, Virgin' Daughter via Husband-Wanted Ad: Patch PM

Dad Places Ad Seeking Husband for 'Gorgeous, Godly, Virgin' Daughter

• The classified advertisement, which offers to potential suitors a " godly, gorgeous, athletic, educated, careered, humorous, traveled, bilingual, 26-year-old virgin," appeared in the March edition of Christianity Today. The Wheaton dad describes himself as a church elder.

Amazon Adding 500 Jobs to Joliet Distribution Center

• The fulfillment center is reportedly hiring now with plans to fill the positions as soon as possible.

Teen Guilty of Hate Crime on Sikh-American Gets 2 Years Probation

• The Willowbrook teenager is also ordered to do community service and pay restitution for the Sept. 8 incident in Darien.

'I'm Not a Monster,' Killer Cried; Judge Calls Him a 'Conniving Coward'

• Nearly eight years passed from the time Nailah Franklin's body was found to the day her killer, a cold, cruel, abusive man, went to trial. Now he will spend the rest of his days in prison.

John Kasich Tells DuPage County Crowd It's Not Over Yet

• The Republican presidential candidate held a town hall meeting Wednesday morning at the Navistar Atrium in Lisle. also:
  • Ted Cruz's Wife to Speak in Park Ridge Tonight

Park Ridge Lottery Winner to Share $100,000 With His 8 Children

• The local man used his children's birthdays to help pick the numbers for his winning ticket.

Patrick Kane NHL Investigation Findings Issued

• If you're a fan of Patrick Kane and the Chicago Blackhawks, you may have been saying this all along.

• Learn more about the giraffes at the Brookfield Zoo on Patch

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