Gates of Hell or Security Line at Midway? Patch PM

Stories worth talking about tonight:

Security Line at Midway Airport is HOW Long? Video

Really, really long. Like, pack a sandwich for your wait long. One Chicago traveler shared a video of his pre-flight security line journey on Thursday, and it's been viewed more than 1 million times in a day. with: Taser Deployed During Midway Airport Baggage Claim Fight: Police

Store Customers Detain Man Accused of Choking Young Girl in Public Restroom

A 33-year-old has been held without bond after the incident in the South Loop.

1 Man, 2 Dead Dogs: Community Calls for Shutdown of Chicago Group

Man charged with killing his girlfriend's dog. Perez also alleged to have a dog stolen from him in March. That dog was also found dead.

'Nasty' Response Compels Lockport Biz Owner to Pull Down Transgender Sign

People have lost their sense of humor, says Richard Tisch, in a "testament to the stupidity of mankind."

Teacher's Aide Had Sex with Student: Cops

The student and aide allegedly had consensual sex on two occasions in April 2016.

Plainfield Man in Critical Condition After Jumping from Airport Terminal

The 22-year-old man was trying to get away from police when he jumped from an upper-level terminal to a lower one.

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