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Shred Pics of Your Ex and Get Free Wings on Valentine's Day at Hooters

"Closure tastes like chicken wings."

On this Valentine’s Day, Hooters isn’t only offering diners its usual menu of wings and burgers served by scantily clad, well-endowed gals. Today only, Hooters is also a therapeutic retreat for those who still need closure on that relationship-gone-bad.

Hooters is offering free wings to anyone who wishes to “shred their ex” on Valentine’s Day.

Here’s how it works: Go to this page, and click on the picture of the shredder. Answer questions such as how long you were together, and how the relationship ended, and you’ll be prompted to print out a digital coupon for ten free wings. Bring it into Hooters with a pic of your ex to shred to pieces, and order your wings and dipping sauce.

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“They shredded your heart. Return the favor,” reads the promotional page. “Closure tastes a lot like chicken wings.”

There are Hooters locations in Orland Park, Oak Lawn, Countryside, Aurora, Downers Grove, Lansing, Chicago and Schaumburg.

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