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Dad Who Molested Daughter with Brain Tumor Won't Go to Prison
- After pleading guilty, Jeremy Schwer learned he would avoid prison for sexually abusing his cancer-stricken 6 year old in her hospital bed.
Students Start Online Petition to Shut Down Donkey Basketball Fundraiser
- Students cry animal ‘misuse’ at upcoming Oak Lawn Rotary Club's donkey ball fundraiser at OLCHS.
Cyclist Dares Driver to Mess With Him, Gets Thrashed
- A video captured on a GoPro camera shows the bike-versus-car road rage incident in Austin, which left the cyclist with a black eye.
MMA Fighter and His Brother Viciously Beat 2 Men Outside Burger King: Cops
- One of the beaten men has been hospitalized for nearly a week and is in dire condition, police said.
5 Billionaire Illinoisans Are the Richest of All
- One Griffin, one Zell, a Bluhm and two Pritzkers hold the highest net worth, according to the latest Forbes magazine ranking.
Facebook Shuts Down Page for Joliet Medical Marijuana Dispensary
- Facebook's policy states that ads must not promote illegal products, services or activities.
'Weak and Jealous' Hunting-Knife Slasher Guilty of Trying to Kill Girlfriend
- The Joliet man slashed his girlfriend from her collarbone to her breast with a hunting knife.
Mike Madigan Troops Working to Unseat Bobby Rush
- The 1st District congressman, whose diverse district includes Orland, Tinley, Englewood and Elwood, tells the Sun-Times he has no idea why.
Oak Forest Cop Arrested in California Stabbing Will Be Placed on Leave
- Arthur Roman, 28, was involved in an altercation with two teens Sunday in California.
State Targets LW210's Finances in Investigation
- The district will have to turn over a multitude of financial records to comply with the state's request.
Daredevil Motorcycle Man Stood Atop Bike As he Rode Down Harlem Avenue: Cops
- The Frankfort man’s daring stunt landed him in trouble with the law.
Wait - Let Me Just Post This! Somebody Else Finds Time For Facebook On The Way To Jail
- Is this a thing now?
Driver Might Have Intentionally Crashed Car into House: Police
- Police are investigating after a 62-year-old man drove his car into several other vehicles and a house Tuesday night.
Car Shopper Hit in Face With Vehicle's Rear Lift-Gate: Lawsuit
- The man was shopping for a car in the Phillips Chevrolet showroom when he was hit in the face, the lawsuit said.
Disney Donates $250,000 to Chicago Disney Birthplace Project
- The substantial gift was announced by CEO Bob Iger at the company's shareholders meeting in Chicago Thursday.
Who Is Giving Money to Hillary Clinton in Illinois?
- The Park Ridge native has out-raised all other candidates in the Land of Lincoln, piling up $4.1 million in individual contributions.
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Ravinia Festival Announces 2016 Summer Lineup
- Find out when you can see Paul Simon, Diana Ross, Bob Dylan and Tony Bennett at the Highland Park concert venue this summer.
Winnetka Man Gets $750K in Whistleblower Award From SEC
- Eric Scott Hunsader revealed unfair trading practices by the New York Stock Exchange six years ago.
Gas from Pressure Valve Possible Cause of 'Intense Roaring' Monday Night
- “It sounded like a large commercial plane engine but it was fading in and out, it was an intense roaring," one resident said.
Mink Farm Liberator Gets 3 Years in Prison
- The mink farm went out of business due to the incident.
El Nino Making Good on the Mild Chicago Winter it Promised
- This was the 14th-warmest meteorological winter since 1872.
El Chapo, Chicago's Public Enemy No. 1, Seeks Plea Deal for Medium Security Prison
- Joaquin Guzman's lawyer says sleep deprivation in the prison in Mexico is turning him into a zombie.
'The Exorcist' Casting Extras for TV Show Filming in Chicago
- Filming of the show's pilot episode will take place March 8-31.
Navy Seal With Ties to Great Lakes Station Gets Medal of Honor
- Edward Byers was recognized at the White House Monday President Obama for the rescue of an American doctor.
Downers Grove Father Pleads Not Guilty in Shaken Baby Case
- Timothy Churchill has been indicted by a grand jury, reports say.
Former Naperville Priest, Teacher Pleads No Contest to Criminal Sexual Conduct Charges
- James Francis Rapp worked in Naperville from 1987 to 1990.
Firing of Texas Trooper Who Pulled Over Sandra Bland Upheld
- Texas officials said in January they had begun termination proceedings, but the trooper was still drawing a salary a month later.
Heroin-Filled Boots Accidentally Worn by Friend of Accused Drug Deliverer
- A Florida man arrested in unincorporated Franklin Park was found to have hidden suspected heroin in a sock and boots, police say.
Election Infractions Land $19K in Fines on Kim Foxx Campaign
- The campaign for the Cook County State's Attorney's Office candidate plans to appeal the fines, reports say.
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- Lightsaber-Wielding Trespasser Not Wanted in Dave and Buster's Parking Lot: Cops
- White Castle Creeper Moved On To Bothering Female Bartender At Pepe's: Cops
- Joliet Man Sexually Assaulted, Abused Girl 4 Years Ago on Farm: Police
- Fiery Crash on the Tri-State Tollway Thursday
- In Need of Help, Thieving Woman Helps Herself to Social Service Worker's Purse
- Man Overdoses Outside Buffalo Wild Wings in New Lenox
- Testosterone Thief Absconds With 3 Months of Tinley Park Man's Prescription
- 75-Year Old Northbrook Man Survives Train Hit
- Evanston Cop Charged With Hit-and-Run Near Indiana Casino
- Police Chase Ends in 3-Vehicle Crash in Mt. Greenwood
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