Grim Reaper Spares Driver and a Thief, Always and Forever in This Week's Scars, Marks and Deformities

Reports at the are quite detailed—a fact we at Patch have both come to appreciate and expect.

If you read them, you may learn more than you necessarily want to know (not us though; we want to know everything). But who doesn't like a good visual with a police report? That's where Section 16 comes in.

If you don't yet regret the giant "I Love Mom" heart tattoo you have on your chest, or skateboarding off that roof as a kid, which left you with that sweet Harry Potter lightning bolt scar, just don't get arrested.

Cops chronicle those identifying marks for their records in case you ever need to be located. They can be found in Section 16: Scars, Marks or Deformities.

Today, let's count down the best Section 16 notes we've recently come across. We won't be naming those associated with the entries—you got your hopes up, didn't ya?—but we will include what they were charged with.

So kick back in your office chair, put up your feet and enjoy the show.

Grim Reaper Spares Reckless Driver — This Time

Cops nabbed a middle-aged man after a rollover crash. He was charged with driving too fast for conditions after the accident, in which he was speeding during a rainstorm, the report said. He was also cited for several other traffic violations and for possession of drug paraphernalia. Police found a Grim Reaper tattoo on his upper right arm. Death wish?

No More Sharp Blades for You

A young woman who was reportedly snatching saw blades from a local hardware store was arrested and charged with felony retail theft. She had a large scar on her stomach, police said. She should probably stay away from those blades ...

All Paths Lead to Jail

A middle-aged man was charged with disorderly conduct after a scuffle at a local bar. He had a tattoo on his back of a tribal sun with a pathway leading to it. I wonder if a jail cell was under that sun?

A Thief, Always and Forever

Police charged a young woman with retail theft. She had been charged with the same offense in the past, reports said. A tattoo on her left foot said "Always and Forever." It seems she will always and forever be looking for that five-finger discount.

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