Best of Iowa City Craigslist, Nov. 1 Edition: the Search for a Real-Bearded Santa Begins

Halloween is over. That means nothing but cold days ahead of us until spring returns. On that note, here's the best of Iowa City Craigslist.

Lost and Found

• A Wal-Mart shopping cart was found and is now sitting on blocks in someone's yard. Available for parts or as is.
• Have you seen Hunter, the lost long hair orange cat, front paws declawed?
• A North Face jacket has been found.
• Anyone missing a terrier? One was found in Tiffin.
• Someone lost their six keys with a teal clip downtown, possibly near Ragstock or Revival.
• Another person lost keys on a Hawkeye lanyard somewhere between Hawkeye Arena and downtown. Mazda key with electronic unlock/lock buttons plus various house keys.
• "Black kitty" the black cat is missing. Reward offered.
• Someone lost their vintage 49ers stocking cap which had great sentimental value to them.
• Another missing set of keys, this one Dodge with unlock/lock button, other important keys, Fitness Express/Medicaid card.

I assume this was Halloween related, but you never know..

 zombies & witches needed

Looking for people to help with a haunted house. Decorating is done just need people to help scare kids and adults. 

Ouch...but at least he gets a Menards discount

Re. Olivia Iowa City Menards

Hi there! Yes I read your post, I'm sorry but I do not remember who you are. I talk to a lot of people a day and I'm not good with faces. Also, I'm sorry but I'm going to have to decline your invitation to dinner. I'm in a relationship. But I wish you best of luck with other ladies! I sincerely hope you found what you were looking for at Menards, check out our sales in the other departments, starting this week you get an 11% rebate on everything! Once again I'm sorry, and remember save big money at Menards! Have a great day! 

Free Huge Cardboard Box, ideal for fort.

Huge Cardboard Box

Large cardboard box, measures 5 feet x 25" x 25." Thought I'd see if somebody can use it before I break it down and take it to recycling. 

Organ Fuh Ree

Free Hammond Piper II Organ Fuh Ree

Fine Hammond Piper II. All settings work. Emptying out space in a small apartment and no longer have need for the poor thing. Two blown fuses (very easily remedied).
Free. Free. Fuh. Ree. 

Fake-Bearded Santas Need Not Apply

Real-Bearded Santa Wanted

Real-bearded Santa wanted for a variety of holiday events in Iowa City and surrounding areas.

Where was this guy when I was failing Linear Algebra?

Need a Math Tutor? or Maybe Just Someone to do it for You ($10/Hr)?

My name is Anthony Foster and I graduated from SDSU with a Civil Engineering degree. If you need help with pre-algebra, algebra, pre-calculus, calculus, physics, trigonometry or geometry please let me know. I have completed multiple online classes for people and can guarantee at least a "B", if not better....or your money back! NO ONE OFFERS THIS GUARANTEE.

Help to Live One More Year

Does Anyone Know Some Who Can Help

On Nov 1 2013, it will be 9 yeras since my Ex common law wife stole our home and screamed in the street at the mouth of Triangle Place that she was more perfect than Jesus Christ and only she was perfect enough to be God. She should never grow old or die, or work or worry, as gods dont do these things. Soon it will be Nov 1, 8 years since she threw me out of the house I spent 10 years and $50, 000 renovating. She sold it to the Uof I for $98,000 more than she paid for it. I guess I was a good renovater after all. Anyway, I was deployed to Germany as a Soldier-Nurse, It was great duty, intense work, I like to think I helped alot of blown apart soldiers live a little more , But my RN fiance whored the whole time with a murderer and woman beater/stalker who drives a garbage truck for the City of Iowa City. Just after my return, She laughed to me, made it clear I was brought only to be dumped, no apologies, no regerets, compassionate RN right?For 5 years I have fought unemployment, underemployment, bad bosses, layoffs, viscious cops, and a totally uniterested Mental Health System in JohnsonCo./VA etc. I have given myself one year to live, Till Nov 1 2013. A good sensitive person cannot exist on endless lonliness, memories of hateful betrayel, infidelity, and every kind or lie, backstab, and disappointment,wierdness. I have put up with porn addicts, drug addicts, greedy lying dishonest Christains, every kind of lowdown scum. I have met good people too, but they never had anything for me beyond kind words, and to tell me to keep trying. Well, I have lost the ability to try any more. Is there someone in this Godforsaken town that can help me in this last year, maybe not live, but help me live for one more year?Then the truth about Gods godforsakenness will be undeniable. Is there a Psychologist/Therapist /Pastor that feels lucky? That wants a challenge? To help me live one more year?