Best of Iowa City Craigslist, Oct. 23 Edition: The Sobriety Test of Champions

It's Tuesday yet again. Tuesday, my old arch enemy. Time to defeat it again with the best of Iowa City Craigslist!

Lost and Found

• Someone lost a female brown tabby cat named Willow in North Liberty.
• Help a girl out! She lost her keys featuring flip flop Hawaii keychain, Ford car key and remote, microchip apartment key, and house key. S. Johnson Street area.
• Another set of lost keys in the College Green area, on a University of Iowa green carabiner (there is also a 2.5 GB flash drive)
• Here is a Nissan Keyless entry that was found near Kinnick.
• Here's an honest person trying to find the owner of some missing cash.
• Another cat, this one a large orange cat named Hunter. Declawed in front, lost in Iowa City.
• Lost men's pair of glasses, black frame, near Kinnick Stadium.
• Lost wallet near Carver Hawkeye, belonged to 8-year-old and was gift from now dead mother. I believe finding this and sending it to them would be worth 10,000 brownie points.

Iowa City Craigslist is happy to welcome a Hunger Games reference

Hunger Games Girl

I was working late at the Which Wich in Iowa City and you wrote "Primrose Everdeen" on your bag and you had to go through the line twice because my co-worker put tomatoes on your sandwich when you specifically asked him not to. Anyway, I thought you were really cute.

...one of which included Elvis

Girl in white coat w/ Elvis

Just caught a glimpse of you as you were leaving with two friends, one of which included Elvis. You looked incredible.

Call me for all your berreta needs

96 berreta - $1 (stanwood)

96 berreta, doors power windows,locks,glass.door handles r good. tires,trunk lid with wing. tail lights, bumper covers.call me with all your berreta needs @ 563-212-1725.. looking forward to hearing from you....gotta feed the children!!!! thanks

Well I had a free cross in last week's edition, this will complete the set.

church pew - $125 (kalona)

older oak 9 ft church pew; has some knicks, scrathces and water stains from wear; solid; hymnal racks in the back

I wonder what his rates are.

will work for beer and cigarettes

older gentleman looking for light odd jobs. have small pickup actually prefer cash

Could you be a bit more specific?

We Need People

We are looking to add 6 sharp, intelligent, motivated, individuals as soon as NEXT week. Call to set up an interview

The Sobriety Test of Champions?

Bar Vintage Coin Operated *BOOZ Barometer*

Vintage 5 cent bar machine.
Needs light repair to function (as you can see)
Can be mounted on another surface
Place to mount lock on the side

And this seems like the appropriate item to close things out with this week

Vintage lard press. - $100

Hi Today have this Vintage Lard Press. Larger size. No postage.

Asking $100. today. Could meet in Iowa City if interested.