You Smiled at My Daily Iowan T-Shirt, I Think?: Best of Iowa City Craigslist, March 19 Edition

Spring is in the air, Iowa City. The only problem is that air is still freezing.

I'll help you get through the last week (fingers crossed) of cabin fever before warm sunny days ahead with the Best of Iowa City Craigslist.

My romantic life, summarized in a single Missed Connection. Stay strong, my spiritual brother

You smiled at my Daily Iowan T-shirt I think 

I walked by you in the library the other day and you looked up and smiled at me/my black and gold DI shirt, but I was shy and didn't stop to talk to you. :( reply with your hair color and the name of the library we were in, so I know if it's you.

And he was walking all sexy...

I am looking for a good looking doctor who's at U of I - w4m

I am looking for this really cute doctor I first saw a couple years ago at Newman Center Church in Iowa City, he has brown hair and it was slicked back in a low pony tail but his hair wasn't too long, and he looks about in his mid-late 30's and he wasn't too tall, maybe 5"6 or so and he is pretty sexy and I'm looking for him. I don't think he's married but I'm unsure, he works at the University of Iowa Hospital as a doctor, I saw him there once, he was wearing a white lab coat and was walking all sexy!

It's like an ancient zen riddle, what is a screamer without a band?

screamer seaking band  (coralville) 

im a metal/rock vocalist/screamer looking to start a new band in the coralville ic area. if you are interested please email me. my influences are bands like disturbed korn mudvayne a7x..

So I'm confused, you have 5,000 Starbust wrappers and are leaving the country and now? And I can pay but you'd be happy to give them to me?

Candy Wrapper Art?  

So this is a strange request, but I've got a collection of some 5,000 Starburst wrappers of various colors. I always thought I wanted to do something epic with them, but now I'm leaving the country and was hoping someone else might want to take them off my hands? (I can't find it in me to throw them away, with so much artistic potential..)

I have them in a case right now, which I'd be willing to sell at a decent price, but I would be happy to give the wrappers away for free.

Still, the above would be less hassle than this free stuff would probably come with

Free Girl Stuff

FINALLY i broke up with my crazy girlfriend!!!! PLEASE help me get rid of her stuff so i don't have to see/think of her ANYMORE. also, i don't want her to get anything back. Let me know which you'd like, calling or texting will be faster and easier!!! 

Baurdrillard read this entry and ran away crying

simulacrum? (eyes rolling)

It would kill me to have to work or live with someone who would use such stilted language.

Apparently they play country music at Fitness Express. You've been warned.

Fitness Xpress I.C. 

Most people I've seen are wearing earbuds like myself, but the few times I've gone without them I have to listen to the awwwful country music that's playing there 24/7. Despite being awful in general, Country is definitely not the best music to get you motivated and keeping up a pace. Lifting, running, cardio, the drill room; Country music does not compliment ANY of these exercises. Maybe stretching. I probably won't complain to management; the whole biting the hand that feeds deal. "

I really really want to write my next resume in this format 

Clever and pretty, poor and unscrupulous 

Things I have done in the past: 

Care for animals of all sizes
Clean hotel rooms
Cook bad food very fast
Detassel corn
Get up very early in the morning
Take clothes off in front of camera for money
Travel the world 

Things I won't do:

Be false
Dye my hair a socially acceptable color
 
Lost and Found

Lost Kitten (Eastside Iowa City) 

Lost Engagement Ring  (Downtown) 

Keys/ Grey mens jacket (Iowa City) 

Lost Keys (Iowa City) pic 

Lost Engagement Ring  (Coralville, IA) 

LOST Black Galaxy Nexus  (Iowa City) pic 

LOST: black 16 gb black iPhone 4S  

Missing Kitty (Iowa City) pic map 

Lost Owl Wallet  (Clinton/Iowa Ave) 

lost keys FOUND  (longfellow neighborhood)