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Best of Waukee Craigslist, Oct. 16 Edition - Scary, Scarier and A Death Metal Guitarist

You can't make this kind of stuff up. Here's the latest and greatest from Craigslist/Waukee.

Congratulations! You made it out of bed today. Good job! (Everyone needs a little positive reinforcement, don't you think?) But seriously, that's a huge feat. Way to go, you!

Anyway, here's a little something to get you through the day - the best and brightest of Waukee/Des Moines Craigslist listings. Read these then go out there and face that cruel, cruel world.

How about we start with a little haiku?

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Bugs at a cardiologists

soon to see the Doc.
asking him once what is up.
says: "Cholesterol"

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Well, that's one way to keep the kids away from your house on Beggar's Night. Frightening stuff.

The eyes have it.

Homemade Doll - Crochet - $10

These are the sorts of things they make horror movies about.

It's so cool, it's every man's dream car.

1969 Barracuda - $8000

I have the crazy urge to begin singing a Heart song.

Death metal in Waukee? You read that right.

Death Metal Guitarist available

Death metal guitarist seeks to join or start band. Influences include Carcass, Entombed, Dismember, The Black Dahlia Murder, etc. I have all stage ready gear with backups for everything. Hit me up if interested.

Love at first sight...at the Dollar Tree in Waukee.

Dollar Tree Waukee - m4m

You was checking me out and I asked if you were hiring you said I had to ask manager I bought a few things let me know if your intrested.

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