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Best of Waukee Craigslist, Oct. 2 Edition

I've written it before and I'll write it again - you can't make this kind of stuff up. Here's the latest and greatest from Craigslist/Waukee.

Congratulations! You made it out of bed today. Good job! (Everyone needs a little positive reinforcement, don't you think?) But seriously, that's a huge feat. Way to go, you!

Anyway, here's a little something to get you through the day - the best and brightest of Waukee/Des Moines Craigslist listings. Read these then go out there and face that cruel, cruel world.

How about we start with a little haiku?

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This Political Season

Only a cellphone,
Sure is nice this time of year,
No robocalls...NONE! :o)

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Anyone looking for decorate a man cave?

neon lights/jager machine

This guy has more manly home decor than Home Depot.

Who are you calling a bag?

Handmade Bags - $10

Recycling at its finest.

How much would you pay for this amazing magic table?

AMAZING MAGIC TABLE - $150

You have to hand it to the person who wrote the description for this table. It's amazing.

Wanna buy a horse? Neigh.

Buckskin Gelding For Sale - $1000

I always wanted a pony.

She was a fast machine, she kept her motor clean.

Willys Coupe Hot Rod Go Cart - $700

I could totally use this to recreate my favorite ZZTop video. Yes!

Aw. I feel bad for the guy.

MISSING CARLA K IN WAUKEE 49 - m4w - 51

Im Missing Carla K in Waukee 49 years old and her dog Jessica. Carla I Love You and Theres not a day that goes by i dont think about you. I never ever meet to hurt you I fall Very Deeply in Love with You and I Love You Carla with all my heart. Every day I listen to country music thinking about you. Blake Shellton I do i win you you over and I want to make you fell wanted by Hunter Haze are my songs to you. My Birthday is Oct -8 and Im asking YOU TO PLEACE CONTACT ME CARLA I LOVE YOU SO MUCH DAN L.

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