Best of Waukee Craigslist, Oct. 23 Edition - Trick-or-Treat, Have a Seat

Congratulations! You made it to lunchtime. Good job! (Everyone needs a little positive reinforcement, don't you think?) But seriously, that's a huge feat. Way to go, you!

Anyway, here's a little something to get you through the rest of your day - the best and brightest of Waukee/Des Moines Craigslist listings. It's funny stuff. I promise.

How about we start with a little haiku?

trick or treat

ghouls goblins
Batman and darth vader
texting on my porch

I'm crying "fowl."

Big Bird Halloween Costume - $40

Poltically-speaking, this is the "It" costume of the year.

Sit on it, Bon Jovi.

Bon Jovi Concert Chairs - $100

I guess their last tour wasn't standing room only after all.

Flush with bad jokes.

toilets - $90

I came for the potty, stayed for the fun.

It's raining cats and a dog.

broderick animal clinic

we have several kittens, cats and a blue heeler mix up for adoption at broderick animal clinic. Please stop by and take a look.