Best of Waukee Craigslist, Oct. 30 Edition - The Shake Weight, an Elvis Knife and Tabby Needs a New Home

Congratulations! You made it out of bed. Good job! (Everyone needs a little positive reinforcement, don't you think?) But seriously, that's a huge feat. Way to go, you!

Anyway, here's a little something to get you through the rest of your day - the best and brightest of Waukee/Des Moines Craigslist listings. It's funny stuff. I promise.

How about we start with a little haiku?

Winds and rainstorm

Rainstorm ahead and
The winds are blowing so hard-
Oh, there goes my hat!

On Craigslist, you can find everything - even the bathroom sink.

Sink - $50

Yes, folks, on Craigslist you can even buy the kitchen - er, scratch that - the bathroom sink.

It's a baller. It's a bunny.

Michael Jordan & bugs bunny figurine - $18

I have no words for this other than it "bugs" me. 

Men everywhere encourage use of this ineffective piece of workout equipment.

Shake Weight - $10

Seriously, guys, if women could get in shape just by shaking this thing, you wouldn't stand a chance against the gun show.

Use it for good or you'll be singing the "Jailhouse Rock."

Elvis Case XX collector knife - $40

I guess some celebrities really can promote just about anything.

Who could resist this face?

2 year old tabby mix

I am looking to rehome our 2 year old male cat who is neutered, microchiped, front declawed, litter trained, and wears caps to protect against scratching with the back feet. He enjoys riding in the car:) In fact, my husband drove from virginia to iowa with the cat when we were moving. The cat rode/slept on the passenger seat the entire way completely relaxed. I would like to mention that the cat is not a big fan of cuddling. However, he does like to follow you around and lay by you. He loves to purr and knead but if you hold him too long he will start to growl. He has never bitten us except for love bites of course when hes playing.We love our cat dearly and hate to part with him but we are moving next month and unfortunately the landlord doesnt allow pets. I would prefer to keep the cat up till our move in date if at all possible. We move november 17th. We are asking a rehoming free of $20 to make sure that he goes to a good home. We will include all of the cats supplies such as: litter, food, treats, harness, toys, etc. You may also take the litter box if you would like. We would wash it out for you with soap and water. We just bought it new 6 months ago to replace his older one so its still fairly new. If you are interested or would like more information please email me.