Best of Waukee Craigslist, Oct. 9 Edition: A Zebra Head, Batman Lives and a Little Bit of Funny

Congratulations! You made it out of bed today. Good job! (Everyone needs a little positive reinforcement, don't you think?) But seriously, that's a huge feat. Way to go, you!

Anyway, here's a little something to get you through the day - the best and brightest of Waukee/Des Moines Craigslist listings. Read these then go out there and face that cruel, cruel world.

How about we start with a little joke?

Crime Report

The local movie theater was robbed of $200 last night.

They stole a tub of popcorn, two sodas and a box of Milk Duds.

I'm the Bat-bank.

TALKING BATMAN BANK - $25

It talks. It lights up. Dude. How come I've never owned one of these?

For sale by Francis Ford Coppola.

ZIMA ZEBRA HEAD - $25

Oh. My. God. Is anyone else having flashes of "The Godfather?"

It sparkles in the sunlight.

Twilight Set - $50

It's a "Twilight" thing. You wouldn't understand.

I calf to warn you. This little guy's cute. No bull.

Hereford bull calf - $2

Sure, he's cute but you wouldn't want to pet him.

A missed connection at the Kum & Go

kum n go in waukee..7:15 am - m4w - 30

I was behind you in line...you're real short with a tatt on the back of your neck. We exchanged smiles. You smoke marlboro special blend. Get a hold of me if you want...i hope.