Best of Waukee Craigslist, Sept. 25 Edition

Congratulations! You made it out of bed today. Good job! (Everyone needs a little positive reinforcement, don't you think?) But seriously, that's a huge feat. Way to go, you!

Anyway, here's a little something to get you through the day - the best and brightest of Waukee/Des Moines Craigslist listings. Read these then go out there and face that cruel, cruel world.

How about we start with a little haiku?

of people and leaves

Gramma used to say
"before they're gone, there's a
grand finale"

"The Worm" for sale.

Dennis Rodman T-Shirt & Book - $20

With both a t-shirt and his best-selling book, you too can be, "Bad As You Wanna Be."

Please don't tell my husband this is on Craigslist.

Commercial Beverage-Air Kegerator - $200

It's the most impractical thing on the planet and yet my husband would find a reason to buy it. Wouldn't most men?

"Point of Grace" Idol

Point of Grace CD's - $10

Who knew that Point of Grace pastor Jeff Mullen had two CDs out? Not me. I smell a collectors item.

Come on, date this guy. At least he's honest.

Tired of being too busy with work - 26

I'm 26, Six foot two. I'm posting this because I've kept myself very busy with work, and I'm trying to move away from that. I've tried to meet girls at bars, but that hasn't worked very well. On my off time, I like to watch movies, play video games, and work out.

I'm hoping to find an attractive women who is intelligent, independent, active, and doesn't mind cuddling on the couch and playing some games :P. Shoot me an email and let me know a bit about you. Hopefully we can chat and see if we're a fit.

Have you seen this cat?

Lost Cat Waukee/Clive

A brown and grey tabby cat went missing Friday afternoon off of 142nd Street in Waukee/Clive goes by "Swing." No collar but has a chip, please email if found.

Psst! Wanna buy a dog?

Shih Tzu-Teddy

We are trying to find a home for our 4 year old Shih Tzu Teddy. I had a friend who was supposed to take him but backed out at the last minute & we just moved & are not supposed to have him. He is AKC registered, neutered, potty trained, current on his shots but Rabies is due in Nov. He is good with other dogs & children, but would prefer a home with older kids. He does have anxiety issues so someone would need to be home with him all day or another dog that he can have as a companion would help with this. He is a very good & smart dog. We are very sad that we cannot keep him and I will be very picky as to who I choose. You should have experience with the breed & dealing with a dog that needs grooming. Rehoming fee of $100, but he will come with all his toys, bed, everything we have for him.