Best of Waukee Craigslist, Sept. 4 Edition

Congratulations! You made it out of bed already today. Good job! (Everyone needs a little positive reinforcement, don't you think?) But seriously, that's a huge feat especially after a three-day weekend.

Here's a little something to get you through the day - the best and brightest of Waukee/Des Moines Craigslist listings. Read these and then go out there and face that cruel world!

How about we start with a little haiku?

indigent

i drop a quarter
in his cup
it was coffee

(Honestly, who hasn't done that? I have and it wasn't just one coin. It was a handful of coins. That's no joke.)

Are you missing a dog?

found dog

Found in Waukee. Female herding dog---Austrailian Shepard or Sheltie type. Mostly black with a white bib. Very friendly.

A George Jones autographed t-shirt? No way!

George Jones t-shirt- $5

I would bet you an autographed George Jones t-shirt that you don't have one of these.

This bike would totally go with your George Jones t-shirt.

Vintage Schwinn Stingray Fair Lady Good Condition - $75 

I can't believe I had this exact same bike as a kid. This exact same bike. Unbelievable.

Are you a Tony Stewart fan?

tony stewart autographed fridge - $150

This will look so good sitting next to your Matt Kenseth stove.

This guy's got nothing on Christian Grey.

50 shades of ............:) - 40 (Waukee)

I am looking for someone to act out certain chapters in the book with me. I am very attractive and you must be the same. Please send a pic and put your favorite chapter in the subject line. Thanks for looking.