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In today's newsletter:
- What’s next after Gretna native Elfrid Payton’s latest G League trade?
- Which Gretna resident’s punchline made Walt Handelsman’s final contest?
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Today's riddle: Can February March? 🤔 (Answer below!)
- Tuesday: Times of clouds and sun, with a high of 60 and low of 51 degrees.
- Wednesday: Mostly cloudy, temps: high: 65, low: 58.
- Thursday: A shower and thunderstorm, with a high of 78 and low of 54 degrees.
📰 News we're reading
• Austin Spurs Agree to Trade with San Diego Clippers (oursportscentral.com) — Gretna native Elfrid Payton is back in the spotlight after the Austin Spurs acquired his returning player rights from the San Diego Clippers in an NBA G League trade. The veteran guard, who starred at UL Lafayette and has a decade of NBA experience, could soon be showcasing his playmaking skills again and giving Gretna basketball fans another team to follow. 
• With over 750 punchlines sent, check out the WINNER and finalists in Walt Handelsman's LAST Cartoon Caption Contest! (nola.com) — A Gretna resident, Don Randon, earned a finalist spot in Walt Handelsman’s final Cartoon Caption Contest, standing out among 758 punchline entries from across Louisiana and beyond. The piece celebrates the long-running contest’s history, highlights several witty finalists, and notes Handelsman’s upcoming retirement after more than a decade of running the feature.
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