🌱 Live Comedy Night and 10 more events

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Weather forecast:

• Thursday: An afternoon snow shower, with a high of 34 and low of 11 degrees. ⛄️ Brr!
• Friday: Partly sunny and colder, temps: high: 25, low: 4.
• Saturday: Periods of sunshine, with a high of 28 and low of 6 degrees.

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🗓 Events Nearby

Thursday December 11

• Live Comedy Night
  Sportsman’s Kitchen and Keg , 46 Sebago Rd , Sebago
  7:00 pm
• A Charlie Brown Christmas-Heather Pierson Trio 2025
  Denmark Arts Center , 50 W Main St , Denmark
  7:00 pm

Friday December 12

• The Sound of Music
  Nasson Community Center and Little Theatre , 457 Main St , Springvale
  7:00 pm

Saturday December 13

• 2nd Saturday Stitchers
  Annie's Teeny Tiny Quilt Shop , 54 Central Ave , Limerick
  10:00 am
• Jingle & Mingle
  Sanford-Springvale Historical Society , 505 Main St , Springvale
  10:00 am
• Met Live In HD - Andrea Chenier
  Leura Hill Eastman Performing Arts Center , 18 Bradley St , Fryeburg
  1:00 pm
• Holiday Open House 2025 — Denmark Arts Center
  Denmark Arts Center , 50 W Main St , Denmark
  5:00 pm

Wednesday December 17

• Wednesday Girls
  54 Central Ave , Limerick
  3:00 pm
• Heart Songs & Circle Songs
  HeartSpace , 600 Main St , Fryeburg
  6:00 pm
• SVMS Winter Chorus and Band Concert
  Sacopee Valley Middle School Hiram, ME 04041
  6:30 pm
• Bruce Marshall Solo
  Fryeburg Kitchen and Market , 2 Jockey Cap Ln , Fryeburg
  7:00 pm

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💬 Chatter

What your neighbors are talking about on social media

• Hunting PLC posted a job opening for CNC Machinist in Fryeburg. Apply here.
• Sodexo, Inc. posted a job opening for Housekeeper - Bridgton Hospital in Bridgton. Apply here. You can search for other jobs near Porter here.

🗞 Nearby News

Fryeburg

• Fryeburg schools end contract with transport company that lost 7-year-old child for 5 hours (pressherald.com)
• Lewiston's Credibility Collapse: Fraud, Fake Addresses, Missing Kids, and Indicted City Leader Clinging to Power (themainewire.com)
• Snow, wintry mix could cause dangerous road conditions across Maine (sunjournal.com)

Bridgton

• Best Movies Like Silent Hill (December 2025) (comingsoon.net)

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