Five Fake April Fool's Day Headlines for Broadneck

We're not allowed to try and fool readers with a series of fake news stories. But, we can still try to have some fun. 

Here are five headlines that we might have posted on April Fool's Day, if we were devious like that. Enjoy!

Senior Citizen Dance Classes Planned as Teen Deterrence at 'The Pit' 

Putting an end to fears of teen loitering behind Broadneck High School, Anne Arundel police have launched a new plan of attack for the troubled area—roving senior citizens practicing their dance routine.

Broadneck Trail Construction Completed Overnight

Spitting in the face of delays, and the promise that the trail wouldn't be finished until summer due to complications, construction on a new walking and cycling trail down College Parkway was finished suddenly overnight the morning of April 1.

Trader Joe's Buying Fresh & Green's Spot in Bay Hills

Popular grocery chain Trader Joe's has announced that it has concluded negotiations with Fresh & Green's to take over that grocer's place in the Bay Hills Shopping Center.

Second and Third Bay Bridges Announced for 2014

Concerns over traffic crossing east over the Chesapeake Bay will soon be put to an end after Maryland's top officials confirmed a plan to unveil—not one—but two new bridges over the bay, scheduled for completion in record time by 2014.

College Pkwy Traffic Solved With Toll Booth

Fears of congestion along College Parkway will soon be put to an end after a $5 one-way toll booth is placed along the popular artery to Broadneck. Proceeds for the toll will benefit construction for the second and third Bay Bridges, state officials announced.

That's all folks! Hope I don't get chewed out too badly for any of these.

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