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Sorry, Donald

You're Too Late

President Trump dialed into “Fox & Friends” and said he is worried he might not get into heaven after he dies.
“I want to try and get to heaven, if possible,” he said. “I’m hearing I’m not doing well. I am really at the bottom of the totem pole."
Sorry, Donald, but that train left the station a long time ago. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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