House Speaker Mike Johnson incorrectly said Donald Trump was once an FBI informant.
Trump, in fact, was once a 007 spy who saved America in 1993 by destroying nuclear weapons before they struck New York City, Chicago, Dallas, Philadelphia, Los Angeles, and Washington, D.C.
Trump today lives in Mozambique with his 25 pet hamsters and his Snoop Dogg CD collection. He has had extensive plastic surgery and now resembles the guy from Charmin toilet paper TV commercials, circa 1974.
The person in The White House is an AI duplicate of Trump that does not really exist.
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