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π± Merry & Bright Holiday Lights Tour- Lower Deck and 10 more events
Be sure to catch Teacher Happy Hour Every Friday Night! on the Funkstown Patch calendar

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Coming up on the calendar:
- The Tea Garden at Alice Virginia & David W. Fletcher Branch
- Pre-School Storytime (HAG) at Alice Virginia & David W. Fletcher Branch
- Family Holiday Night at Washington County Museum of Fine Arts
... and check out 5 more events on the calendar!
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- Thursday: Mainly cloudy; windy, colder, with a high of 33 and low of 25 degrees.
- Friday: Some sun, then clouds; cold, temps: high: 34, low: 26.
- Saturday: Low clouds and breezy, with a high of 38 and low of 21 degrees.
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π Upcoming Events in Funkstown
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β Featured events β
- Teacher Happy Hour Every Friday Night!
Blue Mountain Wine Crafters, 117 E Baltimore St, Funkstown
2:00 pm
Friday December 12
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Other local events
- The Tea Garden
Alice Virginia & David W. Fletcher Branch , 100 S. Potomac Street , Hagerstown
11:00 am - Pre-School Storytime (HAG)
Alice Virginia & David W. Fletcher Branch , 100 S. Potomac Street , Hagerstown
11:00 am - Family Holiday Night
Washington County Museum of Fine Arts , 401 Museum Dr , Hagerstown
5:00 pm - Merry & Bright Holiday Lights Tour- Lower Deck
Hatters Plaza , 19 Rochester Pl , Hagerstown
8:00 pm - The Holiday Shop
Alice Virginia & David W. Fletcher Branch , 100 S. Potomac Street , Hagerstown
9:00 am - The Black Market: Greenbook Edition
Alice Virginia & David W. Fletcher Branch , 100 S. Potomac Street , Hagerstown
9:15 am - The Nutcracker
The Maryland Theatre , 21 S Potomac St , Hagerstown
7:30 pm
Friday December 12
Saturday December 13
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π Events Nearby
- Β‘Conversemos! Spanish/English Chat Group (Grupo de Chat espaΓ±ol/inglΓ©s)
Alice Virginia & David W. Fletcher Branch , 100 S. Potomac Street , Hagerstown
9:00 am - Holiday Movie Hang
Alice Virginia & David W. Fletcher Branch , 100 S. Potomac Street , Hagerstown
4:00 pm - Hagerstown Historic District Commission
Hagerstown, MD Calendar Hagerstown, MD 21740
4:30 pm - Jane Austen Escape Room (WIL)
Williamsport Memorial Library , 104 East Potomac Street , Williamsport
5:00 pm
Thursday December 11
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π¬ Chatter
What your neighbors are talking about on social media
- Guess?, Inc. posted a job opening for Seasonal - Stock Associate in Hagerstown. Apply here.
- Wendy's posted a job opening for Crew Member in Hagerstown. Apply here. You can search for other jobs near Funkstown here.
π Nearby News
Hagerstown
- Wawa announces grand opening details for second Hagerstown-area store (heraldmailmedia.com)
- Reach launches 2025 match campaign to fight homelessness (heraldmailmedia.com)
- US Rep. April McClain Delaney hears constituent concerns about fragile farm economy (dcnewsnow.com)
Williamsport
- Planning a late-night drive? I-70 East detour could affect you (heraldmailmedia.com)
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