It's National Poetry Day! Share Your Local Haikus

I woke up this morning and learned that it was National Poetry Day. How I missed such a key holiday is unclear, but I am going to make up for it by sharing a handful of haikus with local themes. 

I hope you enjoy these, and feel free to share your own in the comments!

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The government says
You're a 'non-essential' guy
Furloughs are the pits!

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Fall is upon us
Have you been to the corn maze?
It's tough, don't get lost
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Big cell phone towers
On public school property
Are not well-received
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Share your haikus in the comments below!