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🌱 Joseph And The Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat and 10 more events

You won't want to miss 13th Annual Kris Kringle Christmas Market on the Port Tobacco Village Patch calendar

Thursday December 11th Patch AM
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Morning Port Tobacco Village! We've got the scoop on the latest happenings in town. Read on to get looped in. β˜€οΈ

Coming up on the calendar:

  • Joseph And The Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat at Port Tobacco Players Inc
  • "Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat" Performance @ Port Tobacco Players at Port Tobacco Players Inc
  • Holidays on the Half Shell: Ornament Pop-up at PTR!

... and check out 3 more events on the calendar!

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Weather forecast:

  • Thursday: Intervals of clouds and sun, with a high of 41 and low of 26 degrees.
  • Friday: Cold; afternoon snow showers, temps: high: 38, low: 28.
  • Saturday: Mainly cloudy, with a high of 45 and low of 29 degrees.

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πŸ—“ Events Nearby

    Thursday December 11
  • Cuddle Time
    La Plata Branch -
    9:00 am
  • Morning Story Time
    La Plata Branch -
    10:00 am
  • Young Professionals Group (YPG) - December 2025 Young Professionals Networking Event
    Lefty's BBQ , 2064 Crain Highway , Waldorf
    5:00 pm
  • McDonough High School vs. North Point High School
    Maurice J. McDonough High School , 7165 Marshall Corner Rd , Pomfret
    5:30 pm
  • La Plata Book Discussion
    La Plata Branch -
    6:30 pm
  • Saturday December 13
  • Breakfast with Santa
    La Plata Town Hall , 305 Queen Anne St , La Plata
    9:00 am

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  • College of Southern Maryland posted a job opening for Standardized Patient and Participant (Actors and Actresses) in La Plata. Apply here.
  • Charles County Public Schools posted a job opening for Substitute Teacher - Daily (School Year 2025-2026) in La Plata. Apply here. You can search for other jobs near Port Tobacco Village here.

πŸ—ž Nearby News

La Plata

  • The Week In Winners: Leonardtown, Lusby, And La Plata Among Big Prize Wins (thebaynet.com)
  • Charles County Democrats to Fill Vacant District 27A Delegate Seat (southernmarylandchronicle.com)
  • Vapes Containing THC And Cannabis Recovered From Students At Three Different Schools (thebaynet.com)

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